Ask Social Floatzel

Kill me.

I’m generally pretty busy between family, lovers, friends, and keeping myself afloat. So I try to capitalize on my downtime.

What's your favorite food?

You haven’t lived until you’ve at least tried some three-way Cincinnati chili, my brother in orange!

Also, no, my flotation sac isn’t removeable.

Frankly, I’d rather not take it off.

Very fast. In fact, I hold a few speed records.

…You know, I can teach you how to swim like a champ—no fins required!